S1E8. Anno Gaines

Garth Brooks in… …the Life of Chris Gaines by Garth Brooks.

Today’s the day! Human soul patch Chris Gaines gets his day in the sun as Garth Brooks dons a wig and a smoldering, sexy, cheeks-sucked-in face for his best rockstar playacting. Pucker up your pair of kissable ellipses, because this bad boy is going to soft-rock your whole world.

The Garf/Gaines pair is a real Jekyll/Hyde situation… but in the end, it turns out Chris Gaines is actually a lot less fun than we thought he would be. Oh, well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Learnin’ Links:

• To blave
• Bill Clinton and “depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”
• Richard Bachman
• VH1’s Behind the Music on Chris Gaines
• Garf’s interview where he explains Chris Gaines
• The Gaines album cover, and the Garf album cover.
• SNL Californians
• The outdated and racist term “miscegenation,” and the tokenism with which Gaines treats black people
• It blows
• Black Tuesday

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